martedì 24 marzo 2009

The Rasta and The Cat

To Enrica, because of her original idea :)

The BEAUTIFUL woman was desperate... her cat had been meowing for the whole previous week and she couldn't stand it any longer. Her hair, also known as The Rasta, was suffering for The Cat's noise too, so it decided to instil an idea into the beautiful body's mind. They all needed a holiday.
When The Rasta finally succeded in placing its plan into the brain, the beautiful body thought she had had a wonderful idea: they were going to travel Europe!
There was only one problem, they hadn't any money. But The Rasta, clever as always, remembered that the beautiful body could play the accordion, so it charmed the beautiful body again and made her understand what she had to do: play her accordion and beg. The body, again surprised for her wondeful idea (she didn't know it was all merit of The Rasta), wrote a big poster: "I'm leaving for a long journey with my cat". She was so good and so beautiful that all the people gave her their money, so they could leave.
The Cat was so happy that it stopped meowing for a while, then he had to express its joy and so started again!

sabato 28 febbraio 2009

One day Charlie became black. That normal morning he woke up and, looking at himself in the mirror, discovered he had turned dark. His skin was black, his hair was black, even his clothes and eyes were black. Shocked, he could do nothing but cry for three days. 
The fourth day he decided that his colour didn't mean anything and dared to go out. At his sight, three women passed out, elderlies made the sign of the cross, at least ten childen burst out in tears and dogs barked madly at him. Clearly he was the only one who didn't care about his skin.
After this episode, he locked himself in his room. He spent his days sleeping and watching what was going on out of the window, able only to ask himself for how much this would go on. He was extremely sad.
One night he could not sleep, so he decided to have a walk in his little garden. Once he was out, he noticed with amazement that he could not see his dark colour. Hidden by the black of the night he was like all the others. Still nicely surprised by his discovery he ventured out of the gates and felt ready to fight the town.
No one stared at him. No one fainted. No one even paid attention to him. He was just another person hiding from the daylight. 
Charlie lived the rest of his life during the night, having the best time ever with his friends he couldn't see.

giovedì 12 febbraio 2009

Happyness...it's not a warm gun!

The girl smelled the air. The sky was covered by black, heavy cloud and Joy Division, really not the most anti-depressing band in the world, were playing on her ipod. Yet she was happy. For unknow reasons, but she was and she felt great, rain or shine bliss was part of her. Forever.

mercoledì 4 febbraio 2009

1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 3 sheeps...

Dom was extremely tired. It was obvious that he was very lucky, who wouldn't give anything to become a famous drummer?
The problem was that Dom could stand no more always travelling around the world just to play for some screaming fans, risking everytime to be killed by the enthusiastic crowd. Not to talk about his band mates. The bassist was ok, but the singer... he really couldn't tolerate his showing off. Or his stupid songs about zetas and jellyfishes attacking the earth. Or his shrill voice. Or his crazy dances on the stage. Or his hansomeness. All the fans were all mad about "Matt, the genious", just like he was the only one who made all the hard work. Actually, he had had enough of everything about him. Now that they were recording the new, awaited, album, he had become even worse. Everyone had to care only about his three-parts simphonyc monster, the other songs were just crap to him.
Dom decided that he had to do something to change his terrible life. Countryside seemed the perfect place to begin again, renew and forget about all. 
He found a nice hill, full of nice sheeps, nice grass, nice fog, nice trees and put in practice all he was able to do: play the drums. The sheeps seemed to enjoy.


I just can't help being a Muse fan. Expecially when they publish some videos....

Oh, I just discovered there's a rumor about the album being released in September 2009 followed by a tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in ecstasy :)

Uhm...reading this again I noticed that almost nobody must know about what I wrote... Well... 

giovedì 29 gennaio 2009

Boxer

Barbara Ann loved to dance. She was born dancing, she lived dancing and she died dancing. The end.

I will regret writing this.

martedì 27 gennaio 2009

Earthquakes

For my beloved Enry, to make her forgive me and resew the split in her kilt-shaped heart

Once upon a time there was a silly girl who every morning felt an earthquake. Her friends made fun of her, but they didn't know that those earthquakes were real. The problem was that she was the only one who could feel them, because they were the result of a spell.
Actually, a long time before a sunflower fell in love with her, but as it could not speak and declare its love, he was desperate. The Sun, moved by the sad situation of his son, prayed a witch to cast a spell on the girl and make her understand she was loved. Unluckily, that witch was a little clumsy and wasn't able to do pwoper (tribute to Mattew Bellamy) magic, so she cast a spell that would make the girl feel an earthquake every morning.
One day, the girl was walking along a field full of sunflowers when she suddenly felt a very strong earthquake. Strangely, she was not afraid. She began looking for the epicentre and she noticed that it seemed to come from the only sunflower which was looking at her and not at the sun. Charmed by that bizarre fact, she took the sunflower and planted it on her window.
The sunflower and the girl lived happily ever after, protecting each other even if she never knew about its love.

Silly story for a silly girl :)

lunedì 26 gennaio 2009

Chris

A long long time ago, when giraffes had short necks and zebras were à pois, there was a gentle cowboy who just loved three things: being alone, playing his violin and riding his horse.
He played his violin every evening, inspired by the countless stars and the fire. His horse listened, waving his heavy head slowly and murmuring horses' ancient songs until he fell asleep. 
There were times in which the cowboy remembered  when he was young and brave and her name was always in his mind. But those times were gone, she was gone, and all that he could do now was riding and playing sad songs. He didn't even have any friends and couldn't do all the cool things every cowboy liked to do, like getting drunk at the saloon or duel with his magical guns. Actually he hadn't any guns. He was too gentle to kill somebody. 
His name was Chris.
One dry day he was exploring a new territory when he suddenly saw a canyon on his right. It was dark and unnerving, but he was a cowboy, after all, and didn't feel fear, so he decided to go through it. His horse tried to warn him of the dangers hidden in the dark, but Chris didn't understand the horses' language and went on.
After some minutes he was surronded by a cold mist and he felt a presence on his side. It was a pale, skinny, old man who wore a dirty poncho, so ragged that its coulors had vanished, substituted by that of the dust.
"Cowboy" said the man "There were three of us, three".
Chris was puzzled and speechless. He stared at the man, motionless.
"There were three of us. We only had one bullet. Three men and only one bullet. What would you do if you were three, with one bullet, and you were surronded by ghosts?"
Chris stayed perfectly still.
"Three. And one bullet." The old man stayed silent for some minutes, as if he was trying to recall some distant and faded memories. 
"You can't kill what's dead. Dead men tell no tales. Oh no! They told tales. They told us tales that would have made babies blind and blood stop in women's veins. Terrible legends. We were three. And we had one bullet. Just one. The first was Hugh. He begged to be killed with a stone. Oh, the cries he made when we thrusted a rock into his belly! Then it was Bob's turn. He went mad. "I hear their stories, I hear them. My heart is freezing!" he kept saying while he cut his ears. I strangled him. And then I was the only one left. Me and the ghosts."
Chris began to be filled with terror.
"There were only three of us. And just one bullet".
Then the man walked slowly away from our beloved cowboy and disappeared into the fog.
Chris continued his journey along the misterious canyon. He was disturbed no more, but at a certain moment he was sure he had seen three skeletons on his left side. One wore an old poncho. "Only one bullet" heard Chris.
When he emerged from the fog, a zebra à pois crossed his way.